I watch as the spotlights lining the corners of the pool give birth to bright, ethereal paths as their beams push their way to the surface above, motes of dust floating in their center like humans sucked up helplessly by UFOs. I belong here. This extensive, contemporary, and clean establishment is about 2. I need a shower. In other words, guys on the make will still find some very easy opportunities to meet other guys. This also means it can be a bit hit-or-miss as far as finding a decent number of guys to hang out with.
You will NOT like it.
There are also some fun gay beaches to the south, in Dade County, including world-famous Haulover Beach, which is clothing-optional. I know, not exactly a wild request to have at a bathhouse. Front desk full of attitude. Club Orlando?
He kisses me on the lips, softly, patiently, and sends me on my way.